Awful Jewelry

A dive into the horrid side of bling

archive | rss | random

following

brain itches theme by Adam Holwerda, optimised by Distilled

Photo: 30^th Jul '09

What sort of chain is that T-Pain?

Photo: 23^rd Jun '09

Lord of the Ring’s Dwarf Ring for Humans - The Runes read:

“The Axe That Never Dulls, The Hammer That Never Breaks, The DoucheBag That Never Stops Buying This Crap”

Photo: 23^rd Jun '09

Marry me BatGirl!

Photo: 23^rd Jun '09

Ron Jeremys for Jesus

Photo: 23^rd Jun '09

We like her gold pendant which draws attention to her bloated tattooed breasts. Tasty.

Photo: 23^rd Jun '09

Fitty. Your Belly Button hole is 6 inches wide and made of platinum and diamonds. See Dr Dre for a consult.

Photo: 23^rd Jun '09

Nicole. It’s like you ate diamonds and barfed on your chest.

Photo: 23^rd Jun '09

Jordan. That earring is heavy enough to tear your head off if you turn around too quickly.

Photo: 22^nd Jun '09

OMFG. Your head. Being dragged down. By the ugliness. Of your earrings.

Photo: 22^nd Jun '09

Not only is this an ‘iced out 2pac bling’ watch, not only does it feature ‘many cubic zirkonia stones’, but it only costs $3 from a German ‘iced-bling’ specialist.

Low-rent playas FTW