A dive into the horrid side of blingAwful JewelryTumblr (3.0; @awfuljewelry)http://www.awfuljewelry.com/What sort of chain is that T-Pain?<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0iO5B5jKuqj7msp92Rh1ucfXo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What sort of chain is that T-Pain?</p>http://www.awfuljewelry.com/post/152324422http://www.awfuljewelry.com/post/152324422Thu, 30 Jul 2009 16:53:38 +0100Lord of the Ring’s Dwarf Ring for Humans - The Runes...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/0iO5B5jKup2f55snHWYphQOSo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Lord of the Ring’s Dwarf Ring for Humans - The Runes read:</p> <p>“The Axe That Never Dulls, The Hammer That Never Breaks, The DoucheBag That Never Stops Buying This Crap”</p>http://www.awfuljewelry.com/post/128828005http://www.awfuljewelry.com/post/128828005Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:12:05 +0100Marry me BatGirl!<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/0iO5B5jKup2esv4qAdTBBdKdo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Marry me BatGirl!</p>http://www.awfuljewelry.com/post/128823723http://www.awfuljewelry.com/post/128823723Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:02:31 +0100Ron Jeremys for Jesus<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/0iO5B5jKup2erjweajVxMvpYo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ron Jeremys for Jesus</p>http://www.awfuljewelry.com/post/128823283http://www.awfuljewelry.com/post/128823283Tue, 23 Jun 2009 18:01:30 +0100We like her gold pendant which draws attention to her bloated...<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/0iO5B5jKup2e6ajhZnIFC45Bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>We like her gold pendant which draws attention to her bloated tattooed breasts. Tasty.</p>http://www.awfuljewelry.com/post/128815148http://www.awfuljewelry.com/post/128815148Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:44:57 +0100Fitty. Your Belly Button hole is 6 inches wide and made of...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0iO5B5jKup2e1cjxIpwfkv34o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fitty. Your Belly Button hole is 6 inches wide and made of platinum and diamonds. See Dr Dre for a consult.</p>http://www.awfuljewelry.com/post/128813238http://www.awfuljewelry.com/post/128813238Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:41:07 +0100Nicole. It’s like you ate diamonds and barfed on your...<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/0iO5B5jKup2e213pIX0lT1uQo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nicole. It’s like you ate diamonds and barfed on your chest.</p>http://www.awfuljewelry.com/post/128813543http://www.awfuljewelry.com/post/128813543Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:41:00 +0100Jordan. That earring is heavy enough to tear your head off if...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/0iO5B5jKup2dwau7EflbybCno1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Jordan. That earring is heavy enough to tear your head off if you turn around too quickly.</p>http://www.awfuljewelry.com/post/128811245http://www.awfuljewelry.com/post/128811245Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:37:12 +0100OMFG. Your head. Being dragged down. By the ugliness. Of your...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/0iO5B5jKup164pbz1ACTZHcIo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>OMFG. Your head. Being dragged down. By the ugliness. Of your earrings.</p>http://www.awfuljewelry.com/post/128283560http://www.awfuljewelry.com/post/128283560Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:12:00 +0100Not only is this an ‘iced out 2pac bling’ watch, not...<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/0iO5B5jKup15pzysREfi105lo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Not only is this an ‘iced out 2pac bling’ watch, not only does it feature ‘many cubic zirkonia stones’, but it only costs $3 from a German ‘iced-bling’ specialist.</p> <p>Low-rent playas FTW</p>http://www.awfuljewelry.com/post/128278053http://www.awfuljewelry.com/post/128278053Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:00:35 +0100